Approach from the side, never head on, as there is nothing that will scare an Aquarian off more than a full-frontal romance attack. They can’t stand romantic nonsense like roses and candlelight, which they see as so predictable, tacky and unimaginative.
At this point, rose wilting pathetically, you may just want to put down your heart-shaped box of chocolates and run. No one would blame you. Not even Aquarius would blame you, and they will probably be quite remorseful next time they see you, once they’ve had a chance to calm down.
It is not that Aquarius really thinks you have no imagination (although she does love things to be a little bit unusual), she just got a bit of a shock. You were thinking of a nice night out, all she saw was a marriage proposal and a mortgage and a dozen snotty-nosed kids. The bars clanged down around her. She felt short of breath, claustrophobic, so she shot out the worst insult in her repertoire — that you are ordinary. Read the rest of this entry »